850% ROI in week one
A consultant with weak positioning scaled to ₦550,000 in weekly revenue after we rebuilt his funnel, landing page, and ad angle around his real credibility.
PIQ by Clixales
You have a good product. You are putting in the work. So why is the money still not matching the effort?
Founders and business owners lose customers every day not because their product is bad, but because one specific thing in their marketing setup is broken. PIQ was built to find that thing. Twelve questions. An honest diagnosis. Everything you need to fix it.
Free to start. No card. No account. Your full diagnosis at the end.
847+ Businesses Diagnosed|6 min Average Completion|7-Day Refund If It Does Not Apply
94% Diagnosis accuracy
Live Diagnosis Sample
PIQ ActiveMessaging Failure92%
No Follow-Up System78%
Funnel Gap45%
Unvalidated Offer21%
Your marketing is describing your business. It should be describing your customer's life.
Free · Full report included
You've spent real money on ads. You have almost nothing to show for it.
Not zero; maybe a few clicks, maybe a message or two. But when you stack what you spent against what came back, the numbers don't make sense. You have been patient. You have been consistent. And every week that passes without real sales starts to feel personal. It is not personal. It is a diagnosis problem.
People love your content. They just don't buy from it.
The saves are there. The comments are there. People DM you saying they love what you do. But the payment alerts are not matching the engagement. That is a messaging problem, not an audience problem. There is a difference. And once you see it, it is fixable.
You've already tried enough things to know the problem is real. You just can't name it.
New strategy. New content format. New offer. New agency. Each one bought you a week or two of hope and then nothing changed. The frustration you carry right now is not a character flaw. It is the result of working without a diagnosis. A doctor who prescribes without examining is the most expensive kind. You have been your own most expensive doctor.
Clixales client outcomes — the same framework PIQ runs on
Real businesses. Real numbers. Public record.
5× ROAS in 14 days from zero
A wig brand with no website, no funnel, and no tracking went from WhatsApp status posts to new cold-traffic sales, repeat buyers, and referrals — on a small-budget campaign.
Failed ₦100,000 landing page rebuilt into a sales engine
We ran the PIQ framework on him, uncovered that he made his first ₦1M from a hospital bed after losing his leg — a story he had never used. Rewrote the angle. Revenue turned around without raising ad spend.
70,000+ followers and $6,700+/month
An EdTech creator used our Badass $1 Strategy to dominate his niche, build a high-engagement personal brand, and turn audience growth into predictable monthly revenue.
Three ₦800k–₦1.2m high-ticket sales, no funnel
Direct-response ads + psychological positioning + lead filtering. Client sent an unsolicited video testimonial expressing shock at how fast closes came in.
Scaled to $6,900 monthly profit
A digital-products business running on full funnel, email automation, paid ads, and story-driven copywriting. Predictable weekly revenue, stable customer acquisition cost.
Every one of these stories is published in full on clixales.com/case-studies. PIQ runs on the same framework we use for paid clients.
No surprises
The diagnosis is free. Forever.
No card. No subscription. No paywall on the report itself. If after reading it you want the implementation toolkit that generates your sales page, ad scripts, and WhatsApp closer from the same diagnosis, there is one optional founding-member price; ₦15,000 (or $15 USD) paid once, lifetime access. That is it. We tell you up front so nothing about the next screen surprises you.
Founding members · lifetime access
₦15,000
or $15 USD · paid once
500 of 500 founding spots remaining
Once the 500 spots close, access goes to monthly pricing. No countdown games — when the number hits zero, it is closed.
Honest filter
PIQ is not for everyone. Here is who it actually helps.
Run the diagnosis if
- You have an actual product or service with at least a few paying customers.
- You have spent money on ads or organic content and the return is not matching the effort.
- You can describe your offer in one honest paragraph, even if it is messy.
- You are willing to hear what is not working, not just what is nice to hear.
- You would rather fix the real problem in your business than try another new tactic.
Do not run it if
- You have no product, service, or idea yet. PIQ diagnoses an existing sales system; it is not for zero-to-one ideation.
- You are looking for motivational coaching or a generic marketing course.
- You want someone to tell you your instincts are right. The diagnosis will be direct.
- You are not willing to change any part of your messaging, offer, or funnel.
PIQ Promise
What actually happens when you go through PIQ
PIQ is not a quiz. It is a structured interrogation built from five years of Clixales client work across businesses in Africa, the UK, the US, and Canada. It asks the questions a senior strategist would ask in your first paid consultation. The difference is you get the diagnosis without the invoice.
Before PIQ:
You suspect the problem is somewhere in your messaging, your funnel, your offer, or your audience. But you cannot pinpoint which one. So you try to fix all of them at once, improve nothing, and spend more money finding out.
After PIQ:
You have a name for what is broken. Not a vague category; a specific problem, in your specific business, referenced to what you actually told us. You also leave with something most business owners stumble onto only by accident: the one story from your own life that, when placed correctly in your marketing, will outperform every ad you have ever run.
The story behind the PIQ framework
A client paid ₦100,000 for a landing page that made zero sales. Not one.
When he reached out, he was convinced “landing pages don't work.” We ran PIQ on him — the same twelve questions this platform runs on you. Buried in his answers was this: he had made his first ₦1,000,000 in 90 days while lying on a hospital bed after losing his leg in an accident. That story had never once appeared in any of his marketing.
We rewrote the angle around it. Rebuilt the page. Launched ads. The business turned around — without raising his ad budget. He had been sitting on his strongest asset for years without knowing it. PIQ exists to find that asset in your business before you spend another naira on ads.
Clixales case study · Published in full atclixales.com/case-studies
How it works
Simple. Three steps.
01
Answer the PIQ
Twelve questions about your business, your marketing, your results, and your customers. Some will feel direct. That is intentional.
02
Receive your diagnosis
Your report names your specific problem in direct language and references what you actually told us.
03
Know exactly what to fix
Your diagnosis comes with an offer rewrite, three actions for this week, and the option to unlock every implementation tool.
Before you start
Questions people ask before running the diagnosis
Is this really free?
Yes. The diagnosis, the twelve questions, the full written report, your primary and secondary problems, your offer rewrite, the three things to do this week; all of it is free. No card required. We only charge if after reading the report you choose to unlock the implementation toolkit (the AI tools and ready-made templates). That is optional and one-time.
How accurate is the diagnosis?
It is built from five years of Clixales client work and the same frameworks used in our paid consultations. It cross-references twelve signals from your answers to identify one of seven root-cause categories. It will not tell you what you want to hear; it tells you what your own answers reveal. Most owners describe it as 'the first honest read we have had'.
How long does it take?
Four to eight minutes if you type briefly, twelve minutes if you are thorough. You can use voice dictation on mobile for the open-ended questions. You do not have to finish in one sitting; your progress is saved in your browser until you submit.
Do I need an account?
No account to start. At the end of the diagnosis we ask for your name, email, and WhatsApp number so we can show your report, email a copy, and follow up on WhatsApp only if you ask us to. We do not send newsletters, promotional blasts, or sell your details.
Why do you need my WhatsApp number?
Because most founders we diagnose want to talk to a human after reading their report. Our team reaches out on WhatsApp only if you reply or ask for implementation help. No automated drip sequences, no cold calls.
Will the tools and templates work for my business?
They work for any business that sells to humans; services, coaching, physical products, ecommerce, info products, consulting. The tools are briefed with your specific diagnosis, so the outputs reference your actual offer, your actual buyer, and your actual contradictory element. If after unlocking them you find they truly do not fit your business, email hello@clixales.com within seven days and we will refund in full, no questions.
Why ₦15,000 for lifetime access? What is the catch?
There is no catch. Founding-member pricing is open only for the first 500 paid accounts. We chose the number deliberately; it is the smallest price that does not attract freeloaders and the largest price that does not exclude early-stage founders across Africa. Once the 500 spots close, the platform moves to monthly pricing for new members. Founding members keep lifetime access forever.
What if I run the diagnosis and it tells me my business is fine?
It will not. Every business that has ever been diagnosed has at least one specific, nameable problem; the diagnosis names it precisely and tells you what to do about it. The question is whether the problem is critical, high, or moderate priority.
If something on this page described your last three months, the diagnosis is for you. There is no pitch at the end of it. There is just the truth about your business, told directly. You can decide what to do with it after.
Start my free diagnosisFree to start. No card required. No account until you choose to create one.